Compared to this time last month, where he'd not only been off his leg thanks to a stupid knee injury but also mostly confined to his hut for a week thanks to rain, John thought this was a vast improvement ( Read more... )

So, kids? I know your Dad tells you a lot of crap about me, but I thought I might interject so this part doesn't sound entirely made up and makes me look weird. Back on that weird Island thing? I had...well, some weird dates. There was this amazing guy, except it kind of went downhill when some British kid started announcing that I was her future- ( Read more... )

What up, my loyal Barnabitos. I know you have been lost in the wilderness of lame without my regular guidance, but it's been long days of nothing on our real-life Gilligan's island. Ginger's not even here in the slinky red sequined dress that led to the sexual awakening of thousands of pubescent boys and lipstick lesbians ( Read more... )

Lewis Nixon has never been much for big parties. He'd been forced into them for most of his life, and his general impression was that of an exceedingly civilized battleground, where the primary goal was to make everyone else as miserable as possible while pretending you yourself weren't just as badly off. It was entirely false, a lot of glitter ( Read more... )

Things had been fitting together to lead up to what should have been a good day, but John was never that lucky. After his day escorting Vala on the other island and Cash's surprise puppies the day before, John had been in need of a day off. Just one day where the most he had to worry about was a few rusted bolts, and making sure he woke Cash up to ( Read more... )

Ash wanders the paths and smokes to get his mind off of Stacie and runs into Jill, who is still angry with him. He also comes across Luck, who wants to build a casino and has no answer for the why of Stacie's murder.

Rated PG.

A thread in which "Laura Harding" wakes up in the body of one Mssr Silence. His wife is concerned over several things and "Laura" promises to do her best to honor all of them, and Marian leaves to find Silence. It's relatively calm considering all the crazy that could be going on.

[Rated G and timed to 15 Aug]

The waking up and being some woman thing was fun for about five minutes, Nick decided. Five minutes combined over the past several days. It wasn't so much the woman part, it was more the fact that whoever he was in, she was... Unique. That was a nice way to put it, at least. He felt like there was a whole world of knowledge, spanning time and ( Read more... )

The universe itself seemed to be conspiring against Rodney McKay today. From the moment he woke up, it was problem after problem after problem, but - of course - he overcame each one in turn. That, however, didn't make it any less annoying.

There was the problem of the food. Or, rather, getting the food from the Compound to New Atlantis. After ( Read more... )

( John and Brendan, sitting in a...Ferris wheel. )